I suspect the rude behavior stems mostly from the high unemployment; people are just angry because they dont have money. says: born and raised in miami- all of my childhood friends who also were raised in miami, have degrees and read and have successful careers. Did I mention that people here are rude? See more. says: LP, specially is a word. Susana else output += unescape(l[i]); NYC We have everything: food, music, weather, good-looking people, entertainment, etc. Ive noticed some here have tried to disparage him, linking him to places you might feel as inferior. anna Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 9, 2015. The Spanish speaking is a deal killer. 6. that maybe my husband was under a spell and she suggested We solved our issues, and we are even happier than before. Refer to comments above. Ive lived in Miami most of my life so I cant give an opinion on what living in other states is like, but even I can admit that some of this list is true (for myself and others that I am acquainted with) and some of it is simply generalized opinion by the author of said article. The port of Miami, generates 140,000 jobs and generates over 18 billion dollars in revenue. var l=new Array(); (15) Let people obey my words and do my else output += unescape(l[i]); Let us all be a little more educated and agree that there are many different immigrant groups and other factors that have shaped what Miami is today. 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Untrue says: Aaaaah Miami, where dreams go to die. Unfortunately I have to commute between Miami and Denver. You get what you give, so I think this is more of a commentary about the authors own sad life than anything else. and help keep the future of New Times, Use of this website constitutes acceptance of our. Persons holding a bachelors degree is about 12% of the population here whereas it is a much larger percentage in other major cities in the U.S. That could be fairly accurate. As far as Cuba is concerned, if you had studied the subject, youd be aware of the fact that Cubas currency was once equal to the USD. $(document).ready(function() { Erick B says: This is what is wrong with our country..people are to damn sensitive.its not like he wrote this for a Pulitzer prize..its entertainment and as a Hispanic Miamian he is absolutely on point!! Im guessing youre American? May I remind you what your lovely people did to the native Americans all those many many years ago? var l=new Array(); Its not the same but if someone was expecting you to be somewhere why fuck should I have to wait because you have poor planning skills?!?! But i really wish that many would leav5it! HIV AIDS, On top of that there is a lot of tourism from Europe, and all over the world! 22. Miami Douchebags I just like to play the idiot, with idiots like commonsense, who draw their self worth and value from the accomplishments of others, at the expense of others, degrading and dehumanizing people to feel superior. Huge influx of illegal spanish immigrants brought corruption to this city. Mona Miami has become just another big city littered with crime. Elisa You try moving from another country and starting anew and saying that the people of Miami are lazy and dumb. Being here for 23 years has been great, but I want to live someplace else for a while. Those who do not see this have most likely never ventured outside of Miami to other metropolitan cities that area ar more developed than miami currently is. Kingus on Twitter: "it's very regional. colorado is good. NYC isn't There is a calling. var l=new Array(); You kind of sound like a cry-baby to be honest. Complete nudity is allowed everywhere in many parts of California- even walking down the street. How can properties be super expensive when good paying jobs are scarce ???? Its pretty obvious the article is for entertainment purposes. Hurricane but we make it rain Miamis Newest Douchebag. Ive lived here all my life, have a Masters degree, speak 3 languages, drive like a bat out of hell, have been known to go to a club and yet I find this hilarious. The reasons can be many. Bottle Service is for Douchebags and Suckers. but my favorite thing about Miami Floridas this, in Miami you can wake up on the East Coast and watch the sunrise. - Because of the beautiful weather, People always have things to do unlike other big cities. damn. You must be one of those brilliant intellects who fled horrendous Miami. Find great designs on Tote Bags, Lunch Bags, Messenger Bags, Wallets, Makeup Bags and more. I did want to come there and have spent a ton of time visiting all over Florida including the Rayburns in Islamorada, lol. They f**king suck! Three North Miami Beach commissioners who have been holding up city business by not showing up at meetings have been ordered back to work. You can still fulfill 7. } In general, Cubans are the employers, not the employees, its just the way we are, coming out of communism, were extremely industrious. I'm surprised Monroe County Sheriff didn't get them, they love those kind of assholes. (8) If you need financial stance. The issue is, that times change, new generations pick up bad habits and make it the norm. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_NbJketVCE5').innerHTML = output; at the same time, theres something that annoys me more than everything on this list. THE HELP OF . says: Im very happy youre not here anymore! 4. Julia if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; says: You forgot to mention the dude that rides his bicycle only in a thong! these racist latins will not hire Blacks,then they hide behind the language requirement,as their discrimination barrier. Yes, I live in Miami var l=new Array(); For the only thing Cubans are known is they are criminals that lammed from the sunk island that tiptoed around with Fidel. Some facts you forgot to mention in your article , 1 in 6 Americans is Hispanic. Right now I am the happiest woman on earth for what this great spell caster did for me are apart from that i also control my husband now and my husband love me never before, you can contact him for your on help Dr makuter on any problem in this world, he is very nice man, here is his contact . AND MY MARRIAGE. Karen says: 26. (12) if you want your wishes to be granted. If you have to brag about you are just a starving rat. BUT HE IS ACTUALLY REAL AND A VERY GOOD SPELL CASTER. Pointing out defects of where you live is the first step necessary to improve it. var l=new Array(); gigi You might be surprised to find wholesome and luxurious ways of life that decent, educated, higher-class people lead as well as to witness amazing natural and cultural heritage sites. And you cant mirror nothing other than yourself you fool, because against the truth nothing cant fight. The local radio broadcasts from more civilized Broward County (North of Miami) regularly has people call into talk shows to warn other educated, mainstream Americans about the danger and inconvenience of having to deal with true Miami, not Coral Gables or Miami Beach. var l=new Array(); //= 0; i=i-1){ else output += unescape(l[i]); People who love freedom. The land of lower standards. What defines you ??? For all of you people that go to parties or events and show up late. //]]> This is really the dumbest major city in America. I was born in raised in Miami Florida. BUT HE IS ACTUALLY REAL AND A VERY GOOD SPELL CASTER. Thats why they are here in the first place. too many latins who do not speak English,who do not assimilate. Elaine is right Youre welcome. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_8R2Mzgu5N2').innerHTML = output; Overrated and over-hyped (crowded beaches, SoBe tourist center, postcard pictures sans all the dirty hoods and trailer parks). Come visit our beautiful states, then go home, you dont have to move in, so they dont get trashed and filled up with crime! In the East we Have huge ethnic communities who made New York even greater, in the West we had Mexicans who labored very hard. Every city has pluses and minuses. says: never been to Miami with the right people. My whole life was turning apart and I didnt Manners dont exist in Miami. I was surprise the day my husband and his friends Its population is mostly Hispanic ! var l=new Array(); If you have no education and are upset your job prospects arent better, invest in more education. Miamians are dumb. Dumbasses if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Although people will still move here anyway. I bet I can do your dumb job, but you cant do mine. says: written as a joke or not..its insulting.. Im not latin or from Miamibut I love it here.. $('#video_month_link').fancyZoom({width:420, height:315}); You wont go to the beach after your first year And every time you plan to, it will rain. Miami They literally cannot form a proper sentence when they speak or write. I just couldnt believe it Anyways we are back together now and we are happy. var l=new Array(); Miami denizens are rude. Come on. Bimmermike Of course there are plenty of nice and smart people in Miami, but on the regular day-to-day encounters with individuals (on the street, stores, etc), you realize how ignorant and rude many Miamians are. monday pamela So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address she gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my wife back the next day.What an amazing statement!! Like he said, he was going to do something that will make him reset his love and affection for me just as it has always been. else output += unescape(l[i]); People running late get there by 12:30 am. Douchebag surfsiderider (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) var output = ''; Do you need your ex husband or lover urgently? AJ Then she gave me the email address of the spell caster whom she visited.{Oviedokogo@gmail.com}. I wanted to make it out there but my love of beaches wont be able to beat out the lack of traffic, affordable housing (paid ours off in 6 years), FRIENDLY people, and well we do have the mountains. says: what makes this article so funny is that there is quite a bit of truth in it. I will retire some where up north where the real America is,where the real Americans are. 16. says: THANKS TO DR BENEDICT FOR SOLVING MY PROBLEMS. var l=new Array(); Miami is going to be underwater in 100 years or at least I hope so! Sorry, but beautiful beaches alone is not enough to justify or overlook the SUPREME lack of integrity, rudeness, aggressiveness or ignorance that runs RAMPANT in Miami. KeeperoftheTARDIS I personally cannot wait to convince my husband to leave this town. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my wife who didnt call me for the past seven {7}months,gave me a call to inform me that she was coming back.So Amazing!! 11- We A/C everything.- Yes idiot, because its HOT. service@docsports.com; 1-866-238-6696; Alena Finish off by shaving down the rest of the face with a razor. This in turn can develop a new generation that also lacks societal skills like being able to communicate clearly. Pissed Cuban! Its not perfect anywhere, but after the beautiful weather for the last few days, going swimming in this amazing ocean, I easily forget the bad vibes and complex issues facing this town. and just visit DREKUPERFECTSPELLS.blogspot.com and see so many people testifying about his perfect work. //]]> And speak English, IF you choose to live here SPEAK IT!!! else output += unescape(l[i]); I know they grew up in America, because I went to school with them! I advice you all If you have a problem and you are looking for a real and genuine spell caster to solve all your problems just Contact Great Baba on his email on . local news and culture, Kyle Munzenrieder But anyway I am done - and the guy who wrote this is either really broke or has no social skills. This article obviously was meant to be funny. says: THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR LOVELY COMMENTS!!! It seems he had a culture shock! Traffic I also miss hearing Spanish being spoken and Latin radio stations playing from peoples cars. says: Miami is beautiful but very expensive. Of course there are all types in Miami just as there are all types in LA, NY, Chicago, etc, but its much more apparent in this little town. else output += unescape(l[i]); what in the world is he referring to? Frank R. dont be afraid! Really dumb. As for the author of this article and others that are saying that this article is humorous and witty, you are idiots. Andif Miami will be underwater in who knows how long, better that I get my bum there asap. we contacted him for help and behold he gave me the answers MIAMI Life Dreams // Miami is an exercise in regression and a supreme demonstration of what happens when you dumb down a major city of millions. says: Can we find anyone whos actually ARTICULATE to defend Miami? [CDATA[ says: Ha ha haAnna has her panties in a bunch. the smarter you are the harder it is here. and all he did was to send me packing. She begged me further so I decided to try this great spell caster called DR. UDUKA. Miami. Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster DR OVI. Lisette In the 2011 report, Miami ranks as one of the least safe driving cities, landing at number 180 on the list. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; These are but 25 culled from a list I had of almost 50. What an incredibly negative list. says: Nice article / mostly true, Im sure the list is bigger than that. Girls The Miami Heat will take on the Philadelphia 76ers on 2/27/23. In maimi dade I have to wait 4 weeks to get an appointment. 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Nice weather? JMena You wont be able to make small talk with strangers. says: I actually agree with the majority of your comments while I would say that miami lacks a sense of cohesion and lacks a general sense of intellect and innovation. var output = ''; I must testify of a great spell caster called Dr aye who help me bring back my husband that run after a woman called bulky, my husband intend to follow her because of money and bulky is a woman of timbre and Caliban one day i was not able to sleep so the following morning then i Email him because i have been seeing his posting on internet, Dr aye how help me bring him back, i thought he was a smacker , but when he help me then i believe him then i introduce my father friend to him who has been an HIV positive for a year and two months and he also solve his problem, today he is living a healthy life all because of Dr aye he is happy and fine.pleas do email him on the following ex back H I V solution job occupation email him on . anytime, he is the answer to your problems. My company constantly makes endowments to some poor sectors of Miami in where Cubans are the poorest. I was in a sexual relationship with my ex-boyfriend for 5 years, we had rocky start for good 4 years then our relationship grew stronger and we were so happy and even planned to get married until he & my Mum had a blew, Mum called him awful names because he did not have a well-paying job. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_wlTAKJN8DJ').innerHTML = output; Jane } Woman pop children .. Thats what normal human beings do ! No Cuban in Miami has higher wages than Angloes specially because of the pretty know crappy wages. (5) if you are deaf and blind and you want to see and hear again. Even if you wanted to make the arguement that being smart is being academically successful or interested in things related, these people know two languages. WebGareth Bale made his return to Los Angeles as he walked out with the MLS Cup ahead of LAFC's season opener after retiring earlier this year. Garcia: And finally, salaries in Miami are not all equal to that of a writer, such as yours or mine. } he is the solution to all your problems and predicaments in life.his email again is{Oviedokogo@gmail.com}. Last point if you dont speak spanish forget working down there and better not get lost! var output = ''; Citizenship is about memorizing 100 questions about American culture, but for the rest is EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! //]]>, I HAVE FOLLOWED MOST OF THESE CRAPS AND GOT USED. spent three weeks using this method and my herpes completely disappeared. You dont have to settle for an over-priced, dumbed-down, third-world country! This really is the most accurate article about Miami Ive ever read! They certainly are slow stragglers. {omogbeghantemple@gmail.com},Thanks for reading. says: Not much for me to say because it appears that a lot of responders said it all. Class means having nice things and showing them off. I tried all my possible means to get her back,after much begging,but all to no avail.and she confirmed it that she has made her decision,and she never wanted to see me again. I contacted Spiritual Doctor named Dr. Samura from posts I saw on blogs. HE IS GREAT AND I MET HIM OVER THE INTERNET JUST AS EVERY OTHER PERSON HAS TESTIFIED I forgave him and today i am so glad that all worries and problems has gone away, and we are even happier than before, another good news is that i am pregnant now, and very soon we are expecting our baby. And excuse me, I completely forgot to mention that you are in no place to talk. leamington news accident. Event starts at 8 pm and ends at 2 am. 13. Born and raised in Miami, the best thing I ever did for my mental health and sense of compassion was move to Fort Lauderdale/Davie when I was 22. Great Baba is really a gifted and a powerful spiritual man and i will not stop publishing him because he is a wonderful man. But in every culture in the world, there was people who work hard to get ahead and there are the others, who just want to skim by and still be number one. Funny. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_IXzevqPpoS').innerHTML = output; Miami is the BEST place to live in the world, go ask people on the streets and write your statistics. Miami Poor little censor baby cant handle the real truth. For those who hate Miami so much and want to leave, I sincerely hope you do because Miami doesnt welcome small-minded and conceited people. Which is just so perfectly Miami. says: Try setting a foot in Tulsa before you trash it, smart guy. I bet your the one who wears popped collar polos and/or skinny jeans here you tool. They dont understand how to use a book other than propping up a wobbly table. Spectacular sunset is correct. This position requires consistent adherence to policies and procedures of the department as outlined in the Biltmore Standard Operating Procedures (BSOP'S). Suck it. Miamis Super Woman sometimes behave as they are the only persons in the world or the most important. Your silly assertions are completely unfounded and arise from your personal insecurities and lack of success. //Miami Our feelings are stronger now, he loves and appreciates me. I was so afraid of infecting my partner, I suffered the embarrassment of visiting dermatologists queries hundreds of times. I just saw a Latino idiot get beat up outside a Publix supermarket after he yelled out Hey N-word! to an American black teenager.